The Split Coin Keep

Roadside

Dangerous

Squalid prices

The Split Coin Keep

the toll-house that takes more than road fees

A lean, smoke-stained building squats at the side of the road where travelers must slow for the toll post. Inside the air is rank with boiled stew and damp wool; a single guttering lantern fights the dusk while a circle of deserters lean against the bar, boots muddy and blades half-visible. Conversation drops when strangers enter — eyes flick, knives are tested with thumbs, and a strap-bound ledger sits where a proper host would keep a till. This place smells of grease, iron, and the faint sweet of stolen brandy; the light throws everyone into sharp, suspicious silhouettes.

Over the door

A battered iron toll-plate, split down the middle and nailed to a warped plank; a blackened coin is riveted to one side. The metal is pitted with salt and blood; no words, only a crude tally of notches along the rim.

The keeper

Merrik Dorn

Human

Manner

He runs the Split Coin Keep like a ledger: everything logged, everything owed. He tolerates loud coin and owes few favors, but he will barter protection and silence for a better cut.

Quirk

He always taps three times on the ledger before closing it and murmurs three names no one else hears.

Stats

Use the Veteran stat block; AC 16 (studded leather), carries a concealed shortsword and a brace of throwing knives under the bar.
House special

Tollman's Bitter

2 cp

A sharp mix of burnt smallbrand and bitter root that clears the head and loosens tongues — it leaves a metallic aftertaste and makes patrons twice as likely to boast about secrets.

Prices

Squalid (5e lifestyle: about 1 sp a day)

The menu
Food
Stale barley stew
3 cp
Bone-broth gruel
3 cp
Half a cold turnip and salted pork
3 cp
Drink
Foulhouse ale
2 cp
Burnt smallbrand (distilled)
2 cp
Sweetened ditch-water (herbal infusion)
2 cp
Rooms
Corner floor spot (bare straw)
7 cp
Bedding in the stable floor (damp hay)
7 cp
Lean-to under the eaves (shared)
7 cp
Staff

Grit · bouncer

A squat half-orc who collects unpaid tabs more often than he collects money, always chewing a loop of rawhide.

Old Fen · cook

A one-eyed ex-sailor who turns bad cuts of meat into passable stew and remembers the names of anyone who once wronged him.

Regulars

Jern the Forger

A stubborn dwarf who fakes toll-stamps and wants Merrik's manifest to forge a clean identity for a wanted friend.

Risska

A nervous halfling runner who says she saw Merchant Lysa Wren's coach pulled aside and carried off toward the west ford.

Hobb 'Two-Pence'

A wiry human who always owes a coin and is looking for 'something buried under the post' he swore he saw last winter.

Rumours
  1. 1

    Captain Hargun of the royal roadwatch has posted a sealed warrant for the desertion ring operating at the Split Coin Keep; he'll pay coin or a favor to anyone who brings him a deserter's insignia.

  2. 2

    A sealed convoy manifest naming Merchant Lysa Wren and listing a private cargo was buried beneath the toll-post last autumn; whoever finds it can claim the cargo's rumored valuables.

  3. 3

    A hired band called the Westford Coyles stole a chest from a passing coach and stashed it in a collapsed culvert two miles west; Hobb 'Two-Pence' swears he knows which culvert.

Look out for
Toll ledger: a heavy strap-bound book records names, debt marks and crude toll-stamps — it can start fights or bribe foes.Hidden hatch: under the shrine-stone by the post lies a rusted ring that opens a shallow cellar; parties searching will find signs of recent digging.

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