The Split Orchard Table

Village

Rowdy

Poor prices

The Split Orchard Table

where two families drink from the same barrel

The room smells of pressed apples and hot grease; steam fogs the low windows and the rafters ring with shouts, knives clinking on wood, and the thud of a tossed stool. Long benches seat families opposite one another, and the barkeep slides tankards along the same scarred plank between tight-lipped relatives who'd sooner scowl than speak. Lantern light pools over cider stains and a shelf of mismatched tankards; every so often a chorus of laughter snaps into silence when an old quarrel is mentioned, then the room roars again as someone pounds the table to drown it out.

Over the door

A weathered wooden board carved with two stubby apple trees whose roots twist into one another; the paint is flaked away and someone has driven two small nails through the right-hand tree as if to mark it.

The keeper

Brenn Hardwick

Human

Manner

Brenn runs the house with a loud grin and a tired patience — he'll cheer on a brawl up to the point it costs him plates. He prefers to broker temporary truces with pitchers and threats rather than laws, treating customers as family until they make trouble he can't buy off.

Quirk

Brenn tucks one apple core into a jar behind the bar for every argument he breaks up, and flips the jar open when making a deal.

Stats

Use the Commoner stat block; AC 10, carries a cider-bruised cudgel behind the bar and a small knife in his boot.
House special

Truce Cup

4 cp

A small, hot spiced cider with a pinch of crushed juniper; it's served in a chipped wooden cup and, by tradition, passed between disputing parties to mark a single hour of silence. Drinking it grants advantage on one Charisma (Persuasion) or Wisdom (Insight) check made in the next hour when dealing with someone from the opposite family.

Prices

Poor (5e lifestyle: about 2 sp a day)

The menu
Food
Thatch-smoked pork and stewed cabbage
6 cp
Hearty barley pudding with fried apples
6 cp
Salted herring on coarse bread
6 cp
Mutton stew with root vegetables
6 cp
Drink
Thin house cider (amber)
4 cp
Spiced warm cider
4 cp
Ale (local)
4 cp
Bitter cider blend (strong)
4 cp
Rooms
Attic cot (shared)
1 sp
Stable loft cot
1 sp
Floor space by the back hearth
1 sp
Staff

Mish Cole · barmaid

Fast with a tankard and faster with a rumor; she keeps the feuding sides from strings of blows with sly smiles and spilled cider.

Gorvem Pike · bouncer

A square-jawed ex-forester who stands in the doorway and lets no one into the cellar without Brenn's call.

Regulars

Heddon Thatch

Patriarch of the Thatch family, a blunt farmer who drinks his anger and looks for any slight as a debt to be repaid.

Rannik Dale

Matron of the Dale kin, bespectacled, sharp-tongued, and forever counting losses — she wants the Thatches to pay for last year's ruined harvest.

Ivor Gell

An uneasy fence who profits from both sides by selling salvage; he quietly wants a chance to push one family out of the market entirely.

Rumours
  1. 1

    Someone saw Ibar Thatch slip into the ruined orchard behind Miller's Well three nights ago — Heddon Thatch is offering coin for anyone who finds his son.

  2. 2

    The old cider press in the Hollow's Barn is said to be enchanted: barrels pressed there put a spell on one who drinks from them; Rannik Dale suspects the Thatches use that press to make people obedient.

  3. 3

    A ledger listing customers and unpaid debts has gone missing from Ivor Gell's stall; Ivor will pay handsomely for its return and claims it names members of both the Thatch and Dale houses.

Look out for
A lowered center table scarred by decades of fists and tankards: rolling dice on it doubles the stakes per house rule accepted by the table (up to GM fiat).A locked cellar door with a small barred window; Brenn claims it's for aging barrels but people whisper someone sleeps down there.

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